Thursday, March 28, 2024

Oif Simchas Thursday 19 Adar II

 Greenfield - Leiter  Fountain Ballroom
Link - Engel Kesser Moshe Yehuda 
Gentilcore  - Foutrian  Ateres Reva
Gross - Klein Bais Faiga
Zylberberg - Jaffe Eagle Ridge 

Chumash Shiur by Harav Yeruchom Olshin shlita 11:30 pm at B"M Ateres Bracha live 646-726-9977

- Harav Yosef Dovid Korbman Rosh Yeshiva Yeshiva Gedola South Lakewood weekly Chumash shuir 11:15 pm in Bais Yitzchok (bmg) Ezras Nashim

Bagatz Ruling: Halt Funding to Yeshivos as Exemption from IDF Draft not Legal

 From Jpost- The High Court of Justice on Thursday night issued a blockbuster decision ending a significant portion of state funding to charedi yeshivot beginning on April 1.

The decision's immediate financial implications were not immediately clear, but the ruling indicated that the blanket exemption for charedi yeshiva students is no longer legal.
 
The decision could potentially destabilize Netanyahu's government if its two haredi parties, United Torah Judaism and Shas, decide to exit the government.

The original law that granted the haredi exemption was ruled unconstitutional already in 2017, but did not officially expire until the end of June last year. Prior to its expiration, the government passed a decision to give itself until the end of March 2024 to formulate a new law. State funding for yeshiva is contingent on the number of students with legal exemptions, and with March ending and no new law in sight, the court ruled that there was no longer a legal basis for the funding to continue.

However, the ruling applies only to those who reached military age after the law expired in June 2023, or those whose military deferral ended after the law expired. Yeshivot will continue to receive funding for students who do not fall into these categories. In addition, yeshivot require a minimum number of legally exempt students to receive funding, and if the ruling pushes certain yeshivot under that number, those yeshivot can continue receiving support for their legally exempt students until the end of the yeshiva school year on August 9.

The decision went further Attorney-General Gali Baharav-Miara's position, which was that the yeshivot should be granted a short period after April 1 to adjust to the new reality.

At press time, the court did not issue a ruling on a second set of appeals that demanded that the state begin to actively enlist yeshiva students.

Technically the decision was an interim order, such that the court also ordered a hearing before an expanded panel of nine justices to be scheduled sometime in May to resolve a variety of issues raised by its decision, and which could lead to the decision being final.

Thursday March 28 News Updates Lakewood

Weather: 50° Cloudy with periods of rain. High near 50F Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall near a half an inch.

- GIYUS: The Bagatz Israel's Supreme Court ruled today that, effective this Monday, April 1 the government will withdraw funding from Yeshivas whose students Bochrim refuse to serve in the IDF. There will be funding for those that are exmpt

-Correction  Chasdei Lev pesach distribution for rebbeim  taking place this Sunday at Blueclaws stadium. The trucks ate already setting it up today.

Solar eclipse on April 8 visibility In Lakewood, the moon will cover about 87.1 percent of the sun at the peak of the eclipse, according to a NASA map that is searchable by ZIP code.(patch)

- The Loft restaurant soft opening at new Lakewood location taking reservations as of April 1st on the website 

- Geziras Hachinuch in NY several kehillos call for a yom tefilah today as a judge will hear an appeal on the intrusion of the state education dept in mosdos hachinuch

- People should check on the purim credit card donations as some zeros may have been added to donations.(social media)

- Sam Bankman-Fried founded the FTX cryptocurrency exchange sentenced to 25 years in prison

- The New Jersey chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-NJ) today acknowledged Gov. Phil Murphy’s support for a ceasefire in Gaza but said he must also address the Israeli genocide in Gaza. 
.“CAIR-New Jersey will withdraw ourselves from his administration’s celebratory events, such as his anticipated annual Ramadan iftar and/or Eid celebration until the Governor addresses the root cause of violence in Gaza — that is, Israel’s crimes against the Palestinian people. Over 40 of the most prominent New Jersey mosques and Muslim organizations across the state have also agreed to do the same.

- The Farmingdale man accused last week of attempting to kidnap a teenaged girl in Lakewood  began his alleged crime spree in Burlington County, where he struck his pregnant girlfriend on the head with an aluminum baseball bat, according to police documents.

- Lakewood  Teachers union leaders say that district morale and safety are among the lowest levels ever, claiming that staff are being attacked by students without penalties and are being unfairly reassigned at an alarming rate. “Morale in the district is at an all-time low, according to a report in ApP. superintendent and attorney  Inzelbuch offered no response to the testimony at the boe meeting, although Winters spoke when questioned by Board Member Moshe Raitzik. “What could make it more palatable to them if they feel they have been slighted in the process?” Raitzik asked Winters. “The LEA was asking to be told before anyone else, of the changes,” Winters responded. “They were notified.” When Raitzik asked the LEA speakers if they were notified, Inzelbuch interrupted to say, “we are not having a dialogue.”



Israel At War Thursday March 28

 Israel  at war day 174

- Eliminated: Head of Manpower in Hamas’ Military Wing, Ra’ad Thabat, he was known to be among Hamas’ top 10 senior commanders and was responsible for R&D and strengthening systems, as well as being the head of Hamas’ Production Unit. He was found and eliminated during the ongoing operation at Shifa attempting to escape along with 2 other terrorists into the hospital courtyard—part of a planned attack on IDF soldiers.

GIYUS:  Israel's Supreme Court ruled today that, effective this Monday, April 1 the government will withdraw funding from Yeshivas whose students Bochrim refuse to serve in the IDF. There will be funding for those that are exmpt.

- Giyus update: The Prime ministers office sent a letter to  the high court asking for a 30 day extension of time to come up with a solution for the draft of yeshiva students, claiming that they made progress but were slowed down to to the war.

- Mekubal Rav Dov Kook said no need to panic about potential war breaking out in the north.

- Hezbollah missile fired in the vicinity of  Tzfat has caused a forest fire which is not yet under control.

- Consultations are being held on how to restart a deal for the release of hostages

- Israel allegedly carried out strikes near Damascus, the Syrian capital, on Thursday, Israeli media reported, citing the Iranian-affiliated Sabareen News site

- Earlier this morning  an armed terrorist hiding in bushes off highway 90 sprayed two school buses and multiple smaller vehicles with bullets. Three people were injured, with one in serious condition. BH, the bus had bulletproof glass, which kept the schoolchildren aboard safe from further injury.  The terrorists fled, and IDF forces are conducting extensive searches to locate him

- Israel prepares for Rafah invasion, Hamas has thousands more fighters than Israel initially thought (Jpost)

- In light of the upcoming decision on Israel's draft law, Degel HaTorah chairman MK Moshe Gafni made a statement about the issue of drafting haredim.  Gafni said that he "blesses the soldiers who risk their lives in Gaza and on the northern border; I pray with all the people of Israel that they return home safe and sound."
"However, without those studying the Torah, we have no future, and therefore, we need to preserve them with all possible strength." 


Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Oif Simchas Wednesday 17 Adar II

Chasunas:
Goldstein - Wajnsztok Ne'emas Hachaim
Blau - Bronspigel Bais Faiga
Deutsch -  Thumim Kesser Moshe Yehuda
Yoffe -  Silber Fountain Ballroom
Leizerson - Bess Ateres Reva
Oberlander - Simon Toras Menachem 

Wednesday March 27 News Updates Lakewood

Weather: 52° Cloudy with occasional showers this afternoon. High 52F Chance of rain 50%.

- Bde: Former senator Joe Lieberman at the age of 82 due to complications from a fall. The levaya will be held on Friday at CONG Agudath Shalom,in Stamford, CT.
In his last video filmed only last week, Joe Lieberman slammed Chuck Schumer for anti-Netanyahu speech: ‘Can’t ever remember anything like it’.

- NJ Governor Phil Murphy: Today, I am adding my voice in support of an immediate and sustained ceasefire by all parties in Gaza that includes the release of the remaining hostages held by Hamas. A ceasefire by all parties will advance a two-state solution and long-term peace and security in the region.

- One winning ricket for thr megamillions  $1.13 billion lottery ticket was sold in New Jersey at the ShopRite Liquors on Route 66 in Neptune Township in Monmouth County. There's a large kosher experience at that location. Richard Saker, President and CEO of Saker ShopRites, says the $30,000 bonus check received for selling the winning Mega Millions ticket will be donated to FulfillNJ, a food pantry serving Ocean and Monmouth counties.

- The Loft Steakhouse from Brooklyn will have a soft opening in Lakewood very shortly the new store is located at 1600 Route 70 in Lakewood. Website open for orders.

-Two New Jersey towns  Garwood and Red Bank have adopted ordinances that prohibit restaurants from offering single-use plastic utensils and condiments with takeout food, unless customers explicitly request it.

- Bingo/Mesamchaei Lev pesach product sale starts today March 27 thru April 2nd see list HERE

- Girls High schools are expected to give answers right after Pesach

- Seasons pre pesach meat sale going on now through March 29 by Yossis cuts.

Included in the gas tax bill signed yesterday by Governor Murphy is a provision delaying the annual gas tax rate adjustment by three months - from October 1 to January 1 - which moves a potential gas hike from right before an election until several months later. (One jerseyschor)

- Online video of Israeli flag burning on Purim says that it was in Lakewood although it was in upstate NY.





Israel War Update Wednesday March 26

 Israel at war day 174

- Giyus Update: a last-minute U-turn, the government requests a half-day extension until 2pm tomorrow to the High Court’s deadline for filing a response to petitions demanding that the state immediately start conscripting ultra-Orthodox yeshiva students. The Attorney General’s Office had filed a draft response asserting that the state would be obliged to begin conscription for such men on April 1 after a government resolution postponing drafting procedures expired but sent out the deadline extension request shortly afterward.

- Giyus Bnei Hayeshivos: The Attorney General recommends to Bagatz that beginning April 1, all Bnei yeshiva will lose the exmption status from the army and technically will be obligated to be conscripted and drafted to the IDF. With regard to funding to yeshivos the recommendation is it should not cut it off immediately but enough to have a transition period. Frum journalists blasted the charedi MK"s for failing to deal with this issue and not making it a priority during this government.

- Rav Moshe Hillel Hirsch said the yeshivos in EY should continue the zman until 7 Nissan to start bein hazmanim, and there should be no organized trips during the off weeks. If the matzav changes the yeshivos may end earlier at the usual time Rosh chodesh Nissan.

- NJ Governor Phil Murphy: Today, I am adding my voice in support of an immediate and sustained ceasefire by all parties in Gaza that includes the release of the remaining hostages held by Hamas. A ceasefire by all parties will advance a two-state solution and long-term peace and security in the region.


- Giyus update: The Got will likely ask the high court for an extension while the frum parties insist they have no fear of elections even if the left wins, they don't care about the draft, all they want is to oust Netanyahu,according to Israeli media reports.

- Sefardi R"Y Rav Moshe Tzadka said even bochurim not learning full time in yeshiva do not belong in the army as they will fall to the nisyonos. The only protection to the soldiers comes from the Torah learning

- Another soldier killed in Gaza bringing total to 253. Nissim kachlon, 21, from Chadera 

- With truce talks seemingly stuck, Israel said planning Rafah incursion in April or May

- A 25-year-old man a Druze resident  was killed Wednesday morning as Hezbollah launched a barrage of rockets at the northern city of Kiryat Shmona, in what the terror group said was a response to a deadly Israeli airstrike in Lebanon hours earlier.

- Israel has agreed to provide security for the temporary pier the U.S. military is planning to build in Gaza to deliver humanitarian aid. The IDF would establish a “security bubble” to protect the U.S. personnel building the pier as well as the individuals involved in offloading and distributing the aid.

- Harvard Harris poll: 
79% of Americans support Israel and 
63% of Americans support a ceasefire only once all hostages are freed.

BDE

Kevurah at 6:50 pm
- Petirah of  R' Gedalya Ber "Jules" Brotsky z"l. following injuries he sustained in a serious car accident a few weeks ago on w county line rd in Lakewood, he was 82. He was Originally from Pittsburgh/Wlizabeth, he moved to Lakewood  20 years ago and lived in Westgate.  
Update The Levaya and kevura will take place at the  7th St Chapel at 6:50 pm, as the body has yet to be released, time may change. Kevurah at the Lakewood bais Olam. He is survived by his wife and sons R' Shmuel Meir, R' Yehoshua R' Avrohom R" Dovid.
Shiva is at 49 Maplewood Terrace in westgate

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Oif Simchas Tuesday 16 Afar II

Chasunas:
Adler - Millet Lake Terrace 
Laniado - Cohen Bais Faiga 
Rosenberg - Devora Silverberg Kesser Moshe Yehuda
Abihsira - Sutton Fountain Ballroom
Obermeister - Pinter  Toras Menachem 
Finkel - Mendelson Ne'emas Hachaim 

Tuesday March 26 News Updates

 Weather: 48° Overcast. High 48F

- Toys for Thought: Purim Blowout! All purim items including Melissa and Doug play costumes are now Half Price. Shtick and Fireworks are all 50% off! Come in soon before its all gone

- RFK Jr independent candidate for President, anounced he will pick Nicole Shanhan as his VP pick she is a California lawyer and philanthropist

- Mike Pompeo: You are either on the side of Hamas or the side of Israel. And Hamas was thrilled to see the Biden Administration refuse to stand up for Israel.

- Maryland's governor says the ship's mayday call enabled officials to limit traffic on Baltimore's Key Bridge before the crash that caused the collapse.

- Alan Dershowitz: 'First time I might not vote Democrat. That's a vote against Israel' Prominent law professor lambasts Biden Administration's decision not to veto UN ceasefire resolution in interview with Israeli television. 'This will lengthen the war. This is a terrible decision both for us and for Israel.'

- At least 7 people are missing after a cargo ship appears to lose power & slam into the support beam of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland. The ship was being piloted by a local pilot who specializes in moving in and out of the Port of Baltimore. Two people have been rescued from the river. One was uninjured and the other is in “very serious condition” in the hospital.

The ship is a Singapore-flagged container ship, the Dali. It is expected to cause major economic disruptions to the area and across the country. The port, a major route for shipping containers and cruise liners, is the deepest harbor in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay, closer to the Midwest than other East Coast ports, with five public and 12 private terminals, according to the Maryland government website. 

- Lakewood planning board meeting tonight at 6pm watch livestream Here see agenda Here, on the agenda no mention of cheshek shlomo application for day care

- Campaign for family who lost belongings in Jackson house fire donate Here

- Now open laced shoe at 485 locust in Lakewood 

- Murphy signs the gas tax  bill that will increase by 2 cents a year per gallon for the next 5 years totaling 10 cents a gallon. All democrats voted for it including Lakewood assemblyman Avi Schnall. the only republican to vote for it was Bob Singer. there will also be a $250 fee for the purchase of any electric vehicle and it will go up $10 a year  up to $300 over next 5 years 

- Construction crews complete Vine Street extension from Cedarbridge to Pine St. No word  on the official opening.

- Mishpachas Shwekey sitting Shiva for their father R' Menachem ZL in Lakewood at 1120 Somerset Ave today & Tomorrow 

- Property tax increase coming to Lakewood homeowners after School district officials want a $104 million state loan to help balance a proposed $309 million budget for next year, a move that would push the district’s state loan debt close to $280 million APP reports. 
The budget proposal would increase school taxes by 2.6% for an average property tax hike of $166 on a home assessed at $349,284 the average duplex will see upwards of $350 - $400
Currently, Lakewood has the highest outstanding state loan balance in New Jersey.
he new proposed budget includes $13 million for charter schools, $73 million for out-of-district tuition, and $33 million for nonpublic school transportation. That’s nearly $120 million just for those non-district costs, more than one-third of the total spending plan.

- Georgian Court University has announced a tuition and fee freeze for 2024-2025. Both undergraduate and graduate students will pay the same rates as this year. According to the university's website, full-time undergraduate tuition is $17,680 per semester for the 2024-2025 academic year. The cost is $18,925 per semester for full-time nursing students.

- Anonymous letter in social media attacking Lakewood residents for harrasing  a family on Purim day  that wore costumes showing solidarity with Iarael and IDF.


Israel At War Tuesday March 26

 Israel at war day 172

- Israel tonight just bombed a Hezbollah headquarters in South Lebanon killing several Hezbollah terrorists. Hezbollah threatens retaliation, Israelis expecting a heavy barrage of rockets in the north 

-Reports that Israeli aircraft have intensified airstrikes on Rafah City in Gaza in the past few hours

- Rav Dovid Cohen,  Chevron R"Y  said he is adamantly opposed to the conscription law, quotas and conscription targets there's strong opposition to it. why can't we go back to the Tal Law? Does anyone think that we're going to send our buys tov the IDF?

Mike Pompeo: You are either on the side of Hamas or the side of Israel. And Hamas was thrilled to see the Biden Administration refuse to stand up for Israel.

- Giyus update: Reports say the number of Charedim that will have to be drafted yearly is 2500. 

- Journalist Yinon Magal says no one is talking about the secular draft dodgers or the Arab ones this whole bill about drafting Orthodox jews is to attack them for joining the Netanyahu coalition.

- Hamas has informed mediators that it rejects the latest hostage deal after Israel made significant concessions and offered the release of 800 prisoners for 40 hostages.
The rejection is a direct consequence of todays’ UN vote. Hamas has no reason to negotiate or compromise when countries are pressuring Israel to accept a ceasefire.

- Israel intelligence estimates Hamas still has 5,000 rockets in Rafah, southern Gaza Strip.

-Extensive damage from Hezbollah launches in Avivim, IDF base targeted. No casualties were reported and the event did not obstruct operational activities, the IDF noted. 

- A report compiled by UN Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese, expected to be delivered on Tuesday, accuses Israel of committing genocide in the Gaza Strip and states an arms embargo should be imposed on the Jewish State, according to a report by The Guardian on Tuesday. 

-Hamas plan was a massacre at Tel Aviv journalist Ilan Kfir claimed that Hamas had an operative plan to reach the heart of Tel Aviv on October 7, but was ultimately thwarted.  At the heart of the plan was a breach in two areas, in the north as well as in the south and east, towards Dimona, which was singled out by the group as a very central target. The goal of the operation would have been a raid on Tel Aviv. They marked several focal points in the city that were expected to be crowded in the afternoon and evening in order to carry out a mass massacre in the city," the author stated.

Monday, March 25, 2024

Oif Simchas 16 Adar II Monday

Chasuna:
Cziment  - Abacasis Kesser Moshe Yehuda 

Powerball drawing tonight estimated jackpot ES
$800 Million.
Mega millions lottery jackpot $1.1 Billion  next drawing tomorrow night.

Shushan Purim 5784 News Updates Lakewood

Weather: 50°  Sunny. High near 50F.  Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.

-President Putin confirms that the Moscow Terror Attack was committed by “radical Islamists,” but that he is “more interested in who ordered the atrocity.” Putin believes a state actor or intelligence agency could be responsible. 

- School and yeshivos are off Torah learning continues.

 - Second Yartzeit marking the patirah of Rav Chaim Kanievsky Zatzal

- שלשים יום קודם החג Pesach stores open at supermarkets, meat depts. become Kosher Lepesach
-Purim recap:

-The Ruby Label Shoe sale is starting today from 1:00pm-7:00pm and on Tue Wed and Thur from 3-7. The location is  Next to French Press at Shloimy's plaza 1700 Clifton Ave. Over 60 styles for $35/Pair

Israel At War Shushan Purim Monday March 25

Israel at war  day 171

- The UN Security Council passes a resolution demanding an immediate ceasefire between Israel and Hamas in the Gaza Strip and the immediate and unconditional release of all hostages, after the United States withholds its veto and abstains from the vote. Netanyahu cancels trip of advidors to Washington after the US failed to veto the resolution

- The mekubal Rav Dov Kook was asked by a   Anerican rosh yeshivah about a talmid chochom  who is well versed in the Torah of the Vilna Gaon, that war with Hezbollah will break out in the  north on the 20 or 21st day of Adar Beis. He responded that there is a good gezeira they should  cry today when reading the pasuk at the end of the  megilla of ותוסף אסתר. 

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Purim News Briefs Lakewood 5784

                                                Make Purim Greater  Again

(כל המועדים עתידין ליבטל וימי הפורים אינן בטלים לעולם (ילקוט שמעוני, משלי, רמז תתקמד

By Achash virus &

Hatzolah LCSW Chaveirim shomrim LPD Vaad TLS issue joint statement to the community:
"This Purim don't drink and drive, pull over to the side"

Chevra Kadisha ad goes awry
A local chevra kadisha looking to raise funds, ran an ad campaign that sure got people's attention showing a wooden aron carried at a levaya the caption read "our definition of a meat board". 

All yeshivos cancel purim campaigns following Trenton Tuition bill
As news spread around Lakewood that the free tuition bill has been submitted yeshivos canceled their rayze it and purim campaigns. However the roshei mosdos had second thoughts and said not so fast purim is the only Yom Tov that will not be Batul ,neither should collecting on Purim stop.

Lakewood Becomes Sanctuary city
The township committee continue to make headlines at their monthly meetings this time with the mayor announcing Lakewood as sanctuary city for all those fed up with their communities announcing Lakewood will accept all sects of  Bobov Belz Ger even get refusers or Litvaks who are not welcomed in TR, can feel at home in Lakewood. There were some exceptions, Trump voters and those who voted for the republican assemblyman are not welcomed.

Rebbe to his talmidim: "If i would live as long as mesushelach i would not have enough time to fress in all of Lakewoods restaurants"

Toms River Rav blasts Mispalelim for attempt to change Nusach to Ashkenaz:
A kehilla in Toms River heard a different than usual drasha from the rabbi after some members decided to change the nusach from sefard to ashkenaz  "It's bad enough that we have chillul shabbos not waiting for 72,  we are eating cholov akum, we dropped our bekishes, weed is kosher, everything else is gone this  is all we have left and you want to give away our kegavna?, Never!! 

(Editor's note: Due to ongoing war and in order not to jeopardize efforts for tuition relief  see please refer to the YTT fundraising video for all contents on local assemblyman elections)

- Moetzes Hachachomim issues new policy:
following several public relations scandals a new  signature  system was enacted. We will now require 3 signatures upfront, one for the initial letter, another for the retraction and the 3rd for the retraction of the retraction.

Museum opening showcasing  old Lakewood 
A new museum will be opening in Lakewood showing what life used to be like last year among the items featured will be a pair of both mens and ladies socks, payos behind the ears, pants with pleats,  regular size pants, shirts with pockets, white shirts, a live magid shiur with a beard, gefilta fish, a gvir who worked hard for his money, and a litvak.

Yeshiva Under Threat from antitrust group
A yeshiva was the target of anti trust activist after acquiring too much real estate and limiting shtellas to available prospects and being a monopoly. there's too many buildings and not enough shtellas  or diversity, as part of the settlement they were told to buy a chasidishe minyan

Only in Lakewood:  Why did the kids rush the bus driver Friday morning to school? A: because they were afraid to miss the bus for the way home

From Primary to Brisk
A kid came home from his  primary morah and after the end of the year he did not know the aleph beis but only a handful of them the upset parents asked the morah to explain to which she responded oh we skip around "we only learn sugyos"

Grocery prices are too Gevaldig High
Fed up with high end high priced low carb supermarkets, the kollel coupon clipping commitee launched a petition  to bring the old timers supermarket back to Lakewood by offering  lucrative deals to open in Lakewood  of course with tax abetments and even free buildings  using the nusach  ashkenaz shuls that are dwindling lookout for C-Town, King Kullen, Jamesway waldbaums  the old shop rite for their grand openings

Ad: Nasi Project offers to flash freeze  bochurim and skip the 4 months freezer

Trump Biden rematch gives chizuk to local vaad:
The lakewood vaad sprang back to life with a new feeling of control as members observe the US presidential election.If these two Alte kockers can go head to head to run the country we can surely stay in power forever they said

Township joins tznius movement
Reasons revealed why the township committee only have virtual meetings, it was done for Tznius reasons as a new rebbetzin is serving on the committee, this move drew outrage from the vashti without tails group, and the shelo asani kirtzono  influencer association that demanded an immediate stop to this new chumra  others said, the stench in the township room was just too much for the public to bear    after all these years.

News headlines:

- Adirei Hatorah  launches "Adirei-nee-nu" for toddlers to bring a penny a day

- Purim this year ונהפוך הוא Gvir culture without gevirim 

-Jackson and Lakewood govt's merging to new town judge calls it an illegitimate 

- 55 plus communities up the age minimum to 90 following the wonderful news in Eretz Yisrael

- Adopt a shul Toms river shuls will sponsor shuls in Lakewood and Manchester on condition they serve herring, without tooth picks
-Contrary to MAGA fans, Jews had more trials and tribulations than Trump 

- Do not call registry will now block mosdos rayze it campaigns phone numbers with your 500 donation to kupas haair

- Kupas Hair: Westgate Youngerman will daven 30 days straight while waiting in traffic on Central many couples experienced yeshuos from this. one family found a basement apt in lkwd for less than 3k

- After investigating, TAG is apparently behind the TIkTOk ban legislation in congress

-Youngerman tells cashier at supermarket כתבוני לדורות

- Politicians tell askanim seeking office, public office is not as lucrative as it used to be, there's just too many cameras around.

- Young Toms River Baalabatim devastated after they flew private and no one found out about it

Kanoim suspected with planting lice infestation at long shaitel stores

- New barbar shop opening with daily cuts and trims Barber bei rav  dechad yoma, offering free over the top haircuts for boys with any shaitel cut that will be embarrassing 

- Local Rich gvir to Purim collectors: please dont come If you voted for Avi Schnall and or are not vaccinated or undecided about Trump.

Sourdough Matzos Joining the  craze
A local Matza bakery in the five towns  is adding a special run of sourdough matzos for this coming pesach the price is steep at $54 a pound but well worth the price for those who are health conscious and can't let a shabbos seuda go by without a sourdough challah. The bakery is under the hashgacha of the vaad amei haratzos matzah is Glatt shmurah and under 18 minutes.

Bittul Yisrael services offered
To keep up with the current times a new service is now available by a board of rabbis  for all things Bittul from chometz to kiddushin and everything in between for the right price you can undo your status or identity

Purim this year ונהפוך הוא Gvir culture without gevirim 

Biden and Trump campaigns meet with Adirtei Hatorah  on how to flip districts and tip swing states after historic assembly win. Trump campaign asked for moetzes support letters but internal  infighting has yet to decide if they will send it to Washington 

Menahalim and roshei mosdos meet on naming yeshivos:
There's just too many yeshivos  with identical names but the practice of calling the yeshiva after the rosh's last name is also unbecoming and not bakovodik. One of the suggestions was to name the yeshiva basedon the bochurims actions and types such as the lu lu Lemons yeshiva the grease yeshiva the hitching yeshiva the fire yeshiva the shtuching yeshiva, the big sipayos yeshiva, the bringing cars to yeshiva yeshiva, the mikes chicken yeshiva, the 24 hour learning yeshiva, 

 
From the FJJ Purim spoof issue 
FROM THE RIVER TO THE LAKE LAKEWOOD WILL BE FREE
From the Toms River to Lake Carasaljo, Lakweood will be free of aging migrants invading the southern border of the 5 Towns-Jackson, Toms River, Howell, Brick, and Lakewood Ir
Hatorah. The aging balei batim daven longer than the rosh yeshivas leading to a denigration
of the gedolei torah. When they were young balei-batim, they zipped thru shmoneh esrei and,
now, they daven as fast as they drive. And they drive very very slowly, causing massive traffic jams on Route 9, as they head out on their bi-weekly trips to the urologist, cardiologist,
audiologist, and physical therapy, all in one day. On other days , they head to the supermarkets- GLATT GOURMET, EVERGREEN, SEASONS, BINGO - to buy out all the sale items that kollel yungeleit need. Afterwards, they head to an igra d’pirka, eat all the donuts, coffee and
are sound asleep after 5 minutes. SENIOR MIGRANTS: STAY HOME IN FLATBUSH.
Mayor Adams will give you a free credit card, so you can buy full price at Pomegranate, and
a beautiful room at a five star hotel ($387 value per nite). Some aging senior recently davened
for the omud in Satmar on Cross, and did chazaras hashots in 20 minutes. The Satmar gabbai
told him “you davened twice” and the altichkeh, adjusting his hearing aid, says “WHAT” and the
gabbai says “yes, twice-your first and last time.Please go home to Flatbush. Seniors coming to
be near their kids-I have news for you--the kids are very happy if you stay in Brooklyn. They
don’t want you to move to the South of Israel, near Gaza, but modern yeshivish Orthodox
Brooklyn is just downright fine. And then there is the matter of quotas; according to AY of Passaic, the composition of minyanim in Toms River consists of: (sampling and polling done in rabbi Rotberg shul, directors, and 2 undisclosed shuls in Jackson.)
1 yeshivish kollel guy with beard
3 hi top shtreimel hasids
1 cash advance guy, no hat, no sox
2 random tuny with black shadow still talkin
in perfect willy yiddish
1 relocated Flatbush pot belly Zaidy
1random frustrated netz guy (nuch tzehn) 
1 semi famous aging singer, guitar player--Rabbi Dr Yaakov Salamon
1 relocated heimish migrant from Boro Park, gartel with compression sox, trimmed beard and payos behind ears
1 litfish out of towner from Chicago-thinks he’s a lamdon-wide brimmer
2 Shimon Lefkowitz nephews-unemployed
2 nursing home guys-double breasted suits, no hat, no sox top 2 button of shirt unbuttoned
1 ger who renounced yoshka. 1 baal teshuva-very spiritual-kipa sruga.
As you can see, the quota for aging balei batim migrants from Boro Park and Flatbush
have been filled. STAY WITH MEHLMAN 
BOISH MASCH

A Freilichen Purim




Friday, March 22, 2024

Lakewood Zmanim עשק פרשת ויקרא שבת זכור ערב פורים תשפ''ד

 Friday, March 22, 2024 / י״ב אדר-ב תשפ״ד ערב שבת פרשת ויקרא

- candle lighting 6:53 pm
- shkiah/sunset 7:11 pm

- Weather  Friday night 38° Cloudy with rain developing after midnight. Chance of rain 100%. Shabbos day 56°  periods of rain. High 56F. Chance of rain 100%. 2 to 3 inches of rain expected. Localized flooding is possible. Zmotzei shabbos Purim 32° Showers in the evening, then cloudy overnight. Chance of rain 80%. Purim day 48°Sunshine and clouds  Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.



Places for נשים to Hear מגילת אסתר

Megillah leaning for Noshim please add locations not listed לתועלת הרבים

New Releases Music for Purim

 Freilach music for Purim
Oorah and Lipa

Halachos When Purim is Motzei Shabbos

When Purim is Motzai Shabbos/Sunday by Midwest Bais Horaah
The following are some halachos one should be aware of when Purim begins on Motzai Shabbos:

Friday March 22 news Updates Lakewood

 Friday, March 22, 2024 / י״ב אדר-ב תשפ״ד ערב שבת פרשת ויקרא
candle lighting 6:53 pm
Shkiah/sunset 7:11 pm
weather today 45° Sunny to partly cloudy Tonight 40° periods of rain late.
shabbos day 56° Rain Winds 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 100%. 2 to 3 inches of rainĺl expected.
Purim hi of 47 and windy with gusts up to 40mph

-BMG Purim Tish - Motzei Shabbos 11:00 pm Tehilim for Achinu Bais Yisroel in Eretz Yisroel 11:15 pm
Mesibas Purim - Sunday night 9:00 pm - 12:00 am Bais Hamedrash Bais Aaron  350 10th St, Lakewood, 

- Dr Rich Roberts says that he decided to downgrade the purim party with only a one man band and less food in order to be able to give more tzedaka on purim kna open from 10 pm- 1230 am will be giving out $100 vouchers expecting 2500 ppl to come by.

- This purim it seems there will be less parties than usual.

- The first night of Purim there will be a Purim Tish, at 1804 Attaya Road in a Tent in backyard, attended by Rebbe Yisroel Applebaum, מלווה מלכה will be served. All are invited
Purim Day
Reb Sholom Rubashkin Will be having his Seudas Purim at 1804 Attaya Road in a Tent starting 6:00-all are invited to join.

- Update: The suspect in the attempted Forest park kidnapping of a 13 year old girl  was arrested last night after attempting to abduct another women at the Walden Woods development in Toms River.Ocean County Prosecutor's office will release more information Friday 

- Indicted Sen. Bob Menendez announced today that he will not file for the New Jersey Democratic primary in June. Menendez said he hopes his exoneration will happen this summer, and if so, he may run as an independent Democrat.

Maebin Besimcha with Reb Hillel



Israel At War Friday March 22

 Israel at war day 168

- Russia, China veto UN resolution calling for Gaza ceasefire tied to hostage deal

- Terror attack in the Binyomin region  near the settlment of  Dolev At least seven people were injured  one of them critically, by a Palestinian terrorist who opened fire at a minibus, he was killed by a airstrike.

- Blinken warns Israel that if it does not come up with a plan for the “day after” Hamas, Israel will be stuck in Gaza for years and will see its international standing undermined and national security in danger, 

- Israel will go it alone on Rafah if it has to, Netanyahu tells Blinken United States failure to support a major military operation in Rafah won’t prevent Israel from conducting one, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told Blinken when the two men in Tel Aviv.“There is no way for us to defeat Hamas without going into Rafah and eliminating the rest of the battalions there,” he said. Blinken said “We’ve been very clear, President Biden has been very clear, that a major ground operation in Rafah would be a mistake and something that we can’t support.  


Thursday, March 21, 2024

News Updates Lakewood Motzei Taanis Esther

Update: The suspect was arrested last night after attempting to abduct another women at the Walden Woods development in Toms River.Ocean County Prosecutor's office will release more information Friday 

- Attempted kidnapping the Lakewood Shomrim announced hat at approximately 7:30 pm tonight Thursday in the area of Forest Park Circle for reports of an attempted kidnapping, as an unknown individual had attempted an abduction but the victim fortunately managed to escape. A massive manhunt for the suspect is now underway, with Shomrim collaborating with the Lakewood Police Department and the Prosecutor’s Office. Shomrim is urgently requesting anyone with surveillance cameras in the general area of Forest Park Circle to immediately call their hotline at 732-367-1212. Any footage or information that may aid in identifying the suspect is crucial to the investigation.

- Purim tish event to benefit Ein Leah for kimpaturins tonight with baal menagen R' Avrohm Mordechai Schwartz at Seven sons brewery 2224 rt 9 in Howell

IN other news LPD are investigating the firing of a bullet into a Lakewood home Wednesday afternoon. No injuries were reported. Neighborhood residents told police they heard what sounded like gunshots Sunday afternoon close by. Capt. Gregory Staffordsmith of the Lakewood Police Department said there is no evidence to suggest the home was targeted. The unknown shooter may have fired the round negligently or recklessly, he said.

Evergreen with extended Purim hours open tonight until 1am will be open Mo
motzei shabbos and purim day, Bingo closed Purim dayo

Amalek Kugel for Shabbos Zachor

 


Amalek’s Kugel is an acronym for four kugels which together form the word Amalek.

A for apple or epel (the ayin)

M for Mehl, or Flour (the mem)

L for lukshen or noodles (the lamed)

K for kartofel(potatoes) the kuf.

In Europe and in other places Chassidim serve these four kugels on the Shabbos when Parshas Zachor is read and then they eat them thereby symbolically annihilating Amalek by eating him all up.

Audio: The Purim Story

"Scroll Down to the Persia of Old"

By: Y. Mordechai of Lakewood  הבירה

 Time to take the מגילה  קלף  off d’Seforim Shrank,

Open the cask of Cabernet de Blanc,

Amalek is now dormant and subtle,

פורים הבא עלינו לטובה will never be בטל!

Unravel Esther’s אגרת, the Divine’s plan unfolds,

ונהפוך הוא  – for year תשפ"ד, ours is a sealed Megillah, untold.

בימים ההם   – Mordechai helped spare Jews of their fate,

בזמן הזה   – we lack a מנהיג to illuminate.

Back then, they beheld the Heavenly signs,

לא מאסתים ולא געלתים – at least, we can read between the lines.

Mossad wants to probe for detail,

How did the F-35 over the RPG not prevail?

How in the world, on Simchas Torah,

Did they breach the fence without any מורא!?

Finite mortals, zai nisht kain na’ar, the world is not hefker,

הגזירה אמת והחריצות שקר

On that day, Hashem decreed,

So the security services and army were rendered obsolete!

Weeks ago, a hospital in Gaza, got a clean bill of health,

But then they came back for “hakofos shniyos” in stealth,

The message for us all makes a dent,

ווען דער אויבישטער וויל, איר קריכט אויף די גלאטע ווענט!

Just as in Shushan – in days of yore,

Tefillah is key ,כבימי אסתר ומרדכי, ותקוותם בכל דור ודור,

The בורא עולם  writes the script of current events, even as we speak,

This is the answer we all seek.

מעיקרא מאי - sober, drink the four cups,  עד דלא ידע, 

The Ribono shel Olam  has a master plan – witness 14 Adar,

 אורה – זו תורה, its study and מעשים טובים

Will hasten the advent of  ישועת עולמים. - A Freilichen Purim!

Thursday Taanis Esther March 21 News Updates Lakewood

 Thursday, March 21, 2024 / י״א אדר-ב תשפ״ד תענית אסתר
Shkia 7:10 fast is over 7:51 pm

Weather: 44° Windy with a mix of clouds and sun. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
NWS Issues  A Red Flag Warning for the area meaning that critical fire weather conditions are either occurring now, or will shortly due to a combination of strong winds, low relative humidity, and dry fuels. Any fires that develop may quickly get out of control and become difficult to contain.

Rain and wind storm on Shabbos Up to 3 to 4 inches of rain is expected along the Jersey Shore counties Power outages and some downed trees remain a concern as winds of 20 to 25 mph could gust as high as 35 to 45 mph late in the day Shabbos before the storm moves out motzei shabbos, the weather service said.

-New York AG Letitia James moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

-$6,500 School Vouchers Coming to Georgia as Bill Gets Final Passage and Heads to Governor

 - Traffic update: Grid lock in some developments

- Purim day there's no rain in the forecast

- Music industry insiders say there is less demand dor jobs this year for musicians due to the economy of some big gevirim not hosting purim parties

- expect heavy traffic this afternoon with the morah shalach manos drop off

- Purim spirit is here as the yeshiva bochurim do their annual shtick, one local yeshiva made a yard sale putting the entire Bais Medrash contents outdoors including tables chairs seforim shranks etc,,

- Yeshiva Bais Hatalmud Lakewood Parlor meeting at cheder Ohr Torah tonight followed by maariv and breaking the fast.

- Seder limud  today at the Skulen Bais Medrash of Lakewood starting at 3pm with a gift issued to those participating. Mincha 7:45 followed by Maariv and oisfast with warm refreshments ,the rebbe shkita will be on hand to hand out the matanos.

-There will be a netz minyan  Purim  morning at the Fountain  Ballroom  followed by a seder limud with מתן שכרה בצדה
Shiva for Rav Yehuda Levin ZTL: Family is sitting shivah until Shabbos at 341 11th Street


-The Minhag is to give מחצית השקל, by Mincha 'we do say תחנון and אבינו מלכנו  since it is not erev Purim according to nusach Ashkenaz
      סגולה גדולה לקרוא פרק כב' בתהילים ולבקש בזכות מרדכי ואסתר המלכה את כל מה שרוצים   


סליחות לתענית אסתר

קנא לשמך נורא ונקדש, חזה כרמך נהרס ונידש. זרויינו קבץ ושיר לך יחודש, קימם והחים בבנין בית המקדש. וכעשותך נוראות באותן הימים, אתנו הפלא תשועת עולמים. מצוא לפניך כפר ותנחומים, אל מלך יושב על כסא רחמים.

Israel At War Thursday March 21

 Israel at war day 167

 IDF releases image of captured terror terrorists at Shifa Hospital in Gaza, including senior Hamas official Raad Saad, reportedly the chief of Hamas operations. 


- Thousands gathered at the kosel today to daven for the return of the hostages

- State Department Spokesperson  says Biden Administration policy is to "Degrade" not "Destroy" Hamas.  

 -Israel will take control of Rafah even if it causes a rift with the United States, a senior Israeli official said on Thursday, describing the Gazan city packed with evacuees as a final Hamas bastion harboring a quarter of the group’s fighters.

- Chuck Schumer appeared on Thursday to take up House Speaker Mike Johnson’s proposal to invite Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to speak at a joint session of Congress on the Israel-Hamas war.

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Oif Simchas Tuesday 11 Adar II

Fast day of Taanis Esther will begin tomorrow at 5:37am and end at 7:51pm

Tonight low 28F. Wind gusts up ro 25mph

Chasunas:
Rottenberg - Stern Fountain Ballroom
Tendler - Tress Kesser Moshe Yehuda 
Panski - Gelbwachs  Toras Menachem
Klein - Hltz Ne'emas Hachaim 

- Chumash shiur tonight by Rav Millstein at B"M Ishay Yisrael 110 Miller rd 8:30 pm 
-
Rabbi Cahim Zaiid from Israel will be speaking in Lakewood at 82 Henry st 8:00pm open to men and women (in Hebrew)

- kinus for ladies and girls at Lakewood high school recital of tehillim and  kumzitz 8:30
Hookup 712-432-6507 712-432-4305 OR 845.678.6597 OR 732.806.8139 OR 718.906.6451 then9,9
Watch Livestream slktxt.io/ZFO2

Wednesday March 20 News Updates Lakewood

 Weather: 61° Light rain this morning. Breaks of sun and becoming windy for the afternoon. Chance of rain 70%. Higher wind gusts possible

- NBC News reports that Donald Trump 'eyes' Senator Marco Rubio as a 'potential VP pick'

- Toys for thought is officially relocating. After pesach they will be moving out of the downtown area. They are asking everyone that has gift certificates or any credits or coins to redeem them before Pesach. Credits and gift certificates will not be guaranteed afterwards.

- Toms River evening of Achdus tonight  at 2030 Whitseville rd 8:15 pm
Guest speakers Reb Chaim Weg and
Reb Shloime Schwartzberg, Kumzitz with Betzalel Levin, Full Fleishig Buffet.
to benefit the Whiteville community kollel HERE  under the leadership  of Rabbi Yisroel Brotsky

- BMG Purim mesiba will have a special Amiras Tehillim at 11:15 pm on Motzei shabbos before the start of the purim tish, for the matzav in eretz yisroel. It will take place in Bais Aron

- A  chizuk gathering for ladies and girls will take place tonight  on the eve of Taanis esther with a recital of tefilas esther  at the Lakewood high school 7th and Somerset  8:00pm organized by Chesed of Lakewood 

- Fast day of Taanis Esther will begin tomorrow at 5:37am and end at 7:51pm

- Levaya for Rav Yehuda Levin ZTL will take place in Netanya at 1:30pm est.

- Girls' schools will have off tomorrow Thursday through Monday, longer than midwinter break.

-Due to the war in Eretz Yisrael the large yeshivos will be altering their usual Purim schedules. Chevron has cancelled the annual Purim mesiba, Ponovizz will have a seder limud with 2000 talmidim, Mir will have a 3 hour seder after krias megilah 

- Rav Dov Landau calls on yeshiva bochurim hat collect on purim to only do so in the  heavily populated charedi areas, and to be mechazek in Torah learning 

- NJ republicans congratulate Congrats to Senator Bob Singer who was honored by the Lakewood Square for his support of senior citizens in his district.

- Allergy sufferers in New Jersey and many other eastern states may want to stock up on tissues and antihistamines. This could be a rough year, with very high pollen levels during two of the three main phases of allergy season, according to forecasters from AccuWeather.

- Vinyard in Lakewood will have IV drips at their locations for post purim detox on Monday morning with 50% off for early sign up

- TeachNJ coalition of Modern Orthodox schools released a statement about the Tuition relief thanking the bills primary sponsors but no mention of 30th district Assemblyman Avi Schnall. “New Jersey Student Support Act (A4144/S3035),” this bill marks a monumental step towards making education affordable and accessible for New Jersey’s families. This isn’t just any bill; it’s a beacon of hope, meticulously pioneered by the dedicated team at Teach NJ, aiming to transform the landscape of educational opportunities within our community. We’re not just talking about change; we’re making it happen. But this journey isn’t one we can embark on alone... Let’s band together to spread the word, advocate passionately, and ensure that every family can embrace the dream of affordable education for their children. Your involvement is key to turning this vision into a tangible reality. "

- The once grand Nevele Resort in the upstate town of Ellenville went up in flames last night, The historic site which dates back to the early 1900's, was sold to developers in September for $5M to make way for a new hotel and a 126-unit housing development.(kol haolam)

-Tehillim and kinus hisoirerus tonight ahead of the draft law in EY  10:30pm at 308 Dewy Ave Lakewood divrei chizuk by Rav Avigdor Arieli shlita Rosh Yeshiva Birchas Yisrael, Yerushalayim